ThreeLittlepigs三只小猪
Storyteller:Therearethreelittlepigslivingein,please.Don’tpaigns?
Sam:Both.sir!
吃饭:B:Sam.Hopaigns?
Sam:Both.sir!
.....
Ss:ing.
(众士兵立正)
N:Hello!Everyone.Howareyou?
Ss:Fine.Thankyou!sir!
Sam在哆嗦，引起了拿破仑的注意。
N:（走到他的面前）Well.HowlonghaveyoubeenintheArmy?
Sam:21.sir.
N:(非常吃惊的)Howoldareyou?
Sam:(非常自信的)3.sir.
N:(生气的)EitheryouorIammad!!!!
Sam:(洋洋得意的)Both.sir!!!
Ss:Mygod!!!
众士兵失望的下场了。
